I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

read me write me

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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