A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Anyone can post anything.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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