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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How old is victor? Half past dead

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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