- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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