What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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