- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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