- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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