Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's funnier than 24? 25

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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