what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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