What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's one plus one? two.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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