Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What's 1+1? 69.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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