What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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mexicans fishing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Anti Joke

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