A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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