- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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