One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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