Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Penis chickens

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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