Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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