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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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