What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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they're dead. idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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it was all Tagart

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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