What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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sky silverstein

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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run farther?

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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