- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

The Colts this year.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Who is John Galt?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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