- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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