- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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