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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Please don't shoot me

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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