- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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