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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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