What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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