What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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