- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why? Why Not?

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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