Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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You bumder!

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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2 + 2 = 4

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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