- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

BIG MAC'S

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??