- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Hats better than a stick? A stone

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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