Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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