Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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George W. Bush

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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