- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

The EPA.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How old is victor? Half past dead

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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