- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A bar walks into a man

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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