What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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JUST KIDDING^

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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