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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is your name? My name is Jeff

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A drunk guy walks into a car

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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