- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

knock knock Dave's not here.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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