What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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