Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

joe galasso from plainview ny

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Mogok Papiti.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Anti Joke

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