- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

poopoo

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

I had a submarine.... once

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