- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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