- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

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