- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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