- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Honk if you're Amish!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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