- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

It got hit by a rocket.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Sam Hengal.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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