Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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