I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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