Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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9/11 my birthday

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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