Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Dan walked into a jelly fish

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Title IX

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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