LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

whats chinese noodles

my gramma died

oh hey.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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