- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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