- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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