What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What stops a train? A missile

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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