- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Racial Equality

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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