Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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