two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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The Labour Party.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Women's rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Why didn't he finish his

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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