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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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im telling maguire

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Jersey Shore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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