- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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