- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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