- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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