A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What's city is in New York New York City

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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