- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Fine, ladies first.

Then none of us want to be right.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Cliterus

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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