- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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