- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

watch me nae nae

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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