- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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