- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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