Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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