- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Rebecca Black's career.

women's rights

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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