- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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