Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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