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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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