You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Women's rights

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

justin beiber sucks

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Your gay

my penis

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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