- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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