- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

knock knock There's no door

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