- Anti Joke

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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