- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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