Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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so the weather's nice...

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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