- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

I agree

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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