- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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