- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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