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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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