- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Its true, he didnt write that!!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The FCC

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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