Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

White NBA players.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I literally died laughing

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the new green? Green

Terry has ebola

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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