- Anti Joke

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock whos there? nobody

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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