What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Women drivers...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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