- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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