Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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a. why? b. because

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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