- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

im gay

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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