On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Equal rights!

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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your mum

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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A jew enters a mall.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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