- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Abortion.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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