your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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The Colts this year.

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Wolfjob.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Anti Joke

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