- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's 9 + 10 19

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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