- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

eoin burgin is fat

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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