- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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