- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What is older than history?

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Women's professional sports

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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