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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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