- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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