My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what do you call a black guy african american

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

jibby jobby

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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