A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Your mums a potato

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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