- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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