- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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