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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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