What did the sign say? It said slow down

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

womens rights

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