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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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