- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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