- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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your so fat. your fat!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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