What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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knock knock? come in

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Oh, right

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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