What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

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