What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Blacks

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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