- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Swag.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??