what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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