What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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your face

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