Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Knock Knock. Doors open

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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