- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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