- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

I like that, but why am I happy?

ecks! why zee?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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