- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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