- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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